Great Actors Sell Out to Disney!

Disney's upcoming movie, "Shy High" will cast my (now former) acting heroes, Kurt Russell and Bruce Campbell! Horrors!

What were they thinking?! Kurt Russell could be filming "Escape From D.C." or something and Bruce Campbell could and should be filming, well, ANYTHING!

Speaking of Bruce "Don't Call Me Ash" Campbell, he will be coming to Milwaukee on July 28th to promote his new book "Make Love!* *the Bruce Campbell Way" and his new movie "The Man With the Screaming Brain". He will be at a book signing / film screening at the Oriental Theatre and I WILL BE THERE. As will my friends; Jack, Angus, and Mike.

I will post a picture if I get one as I meet my first celebrity.

Also, here are some upcoming movies we al should look out for...

King Kong (Remake)
Rambo IV: Holy War
Indiana Jones 4
Jurrassic Park IV
Mission: Impossible 3
Sicko
Sky High (only for Russell and Campbell)
James Bond 21: Casino Royale
Poe (Directed by Sly Stallone)

In other News,

William Renquist denies rumors that he will retire. Good, just hold out until Democrats win Congress and Presidency ... like in 2064.

O'Connor on the other hand has caught everyone in Washington off guard. The Democrats won't filibuster unless of emergency. Attorney General Gonzoles (who is a potential nominee) believes that abortion should remain legal, despite him being "Pro-Life". The Republicans have gone crazy and are crying for blood. Only the most extreme Right-Wing conservative antichoice homophobe is acceptable. If Bush strays toward the middle, he is criticized by his own side.

Can you believe it?

The first time Bush even considers moderation, the Republicans turn on him. Amazing. Something must be done about the evangelical movement in America, it has gotten too powerful.

Not much else politics. In these times of a Bush presidency, no news is good news. Actually, it's GREAT news.

Also, here is something to ponder: Are members of the "Right to Life" Movement or "Operation: Rescue" on the Terror Watch List? There have been several murders, bombings, and arsons by them against medical doctors who are just doing THEIR JOB. Abortion is LEGAL. Hence, you cannot attack it with guns and bombs. I don't care about their opinion, but I do care if innocent PEOPLE (not fetal tissue that cannot survive on its own) die.

That's the news, entertainment, and opinions for tonight.

This is Mr. Joseph signing off from Channel 14: Political Thunder Action News!

-Mr. Joseph