(Photo: Jeb Bush won't let Terri Schriavo Case go; Investigates Florida style!)
NEWS UPDATE: FOX News Channel style!
Heroic John Bolton nomination still in debate. America-hating liberals refuse to budge!
America needs another war! Let's go to Iran!
In reality, the news:
John Bolton: We should not allow this guy to be appointed for several reasons.
#1.) He hates the U.N. That's like appointing Pat Robertson to be a representative to Pro-Choice America or N.O.W. (National Organization of Women)
#2.) He shares his last name with Michael Bolton. This should wave some red warning flags.
#3.) He's a Republican. Foreign countries and Republicans don't go together well. Even moderate Republicans agree to this.
Alberto Gonzales a possiblity for O'Connor replacement! Well, better him then (shudders) John Ashcroft. I could live with that.
War: Iraq, Afghanistan, ...and Iran (so far away)? More talk of a war in Iran. North Korean nuclear talks to resume.
Entertainment News: Kurt Russell to star in a Disney movie! What the Hell...? Why?!
...and as I mentioned last time: Stallone signs contracts to film RAMBO IV: Holy War! Filming set to begin in early 2006.
That's it for the news and opinions. Stay tuned for more anti-liberal (just kidding) news updates.
-Mr. Joseph
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