Wow. This picture says it all.
-Mr. Joseph
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Monday, September 19, 2005
Jeanna -- Bushed!
Jeanna Bush is NOT an alcholic.
OK, I can't even say that with a straight face.
Also, John Ellis Bush, Jeb's son and Dubya's nephew was just arrested for intoxication. Wow, drinking really does run in the family. And they say the Kennedys are messed up?
-Mr. Joseph
How many members of the Bush Administation...?
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
3. One to decide that, yeah, it IS dark in here.
4. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
5. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for
darkness.
6. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb.
7. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: "LightBulb Change Accomplished."
8. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
9. One to viciously smear #8.
10. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
11. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
That was a good joke! ...at least, I think it was joke.
-Mr. Joseph
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.
3. One to decide that, yeah, it IS dark in here.
4. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
5. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for
darkness.
6. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the new light bulb.
7. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: "LightBulb Change Accomplished."
8. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
9. One to viciously smear #8.
10. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along.
11. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
That was a good joke! ...at least, I think it was joke.
-Mr. Joseph
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Hurricane Katrina ... first hand account from the Mayor
The above is the transcipt of an interview with the Mayor of New Orleans. I must say, I have new found respect for him.But the Governor and the President are trash.
However, I do have to give Bush some credit today for admitting he acted to slow. But, it's sad that it had to take 10,000+ deaths to get him to do that.
-Mr. Joseph
P.S. You could probably find a better quality of the interview on www.shepherd-express.com
Monday, September 12, 2005
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