Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Robertson Apologizes! ...What?

"I didn't say 'assassination,'" Robertson clarified during a broadcast of his "The 700 Club" Wednesday morning. "I said our special forces should go 'take him out,' and 'take him out' could be a number of things, including kidnapping."

-Pat Robertson

...That's about the dumbest thing I have ever heard. This guy is crazy. My own mother asked me if he was "retarded".

I answered "Well, I have some theories and he doing a great job on proving them."

I say that Hugo Chavez is doing a great job and Pat Robertson is out of his mind.

Christ, even DONALD RUMSFELD went on TV to say that Robertson was crazy.

"He's a private citizen and private citizens say crazy things all the time."
-Donald Rumsfeld

Now, why aren't people using this to bust Robertson for international terrorism? Because he's a public figure that supports this current, crooked administration. This is an almost perfect oppurtunity to get him and that horrible show off the air.

That's it for me.

-Mr. Joseph

UPDATE (6/27/07):
LINK: MM: Robertson: "[M]ore and more people are saying to me, 'I think you were right' " to call for assassination of Chavez

Rush Limbaugh on TV?

Yeah, I watched The Drew Carey Show last night and Rush Limbaugh made a guest appearance. Sad, sad, sad.

Also, more Righty Celebrities...
Lynrd Skynyd
Kid Rock

Who heard about Pat Robertson? I did!

It proves he's an idiot! It does! Also, I sent him a letter not one week ago, slamming his politics, so maybe I will hear from him.

The politics of the 700 Club will continue to be put forth until "religious" people realize that the entire show is just a dupe.

I can't stand Televangelists!

-Mr. Joseph

Thursday, August 18, 2005

More Republican celebrities!

Even more, God!

Ok, I accidentaly mentioned Drew Carey twice, but that is OK.

Here are two more...

Ben Stein (Former Nixon speech-writer, Right-to-Life member)
Ted Nugent (The Nuge!)

OK...that's it for now...

-Mr. Joseph

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

More celebrity Rightists!

Ok, I forgot a few on my prior list...
Drew Carey
Chalton Heston
Brittany Spears
"Nick Cannon" and anti-abortion rapper. How lame.

So, Bolton couldn't get approved byth Senate and what does Bush do?

Surpass the Senate and appoints him. What is this? The Soviet Union? You can't make up the rules as you go along, Bush!

This is a prime example of why George W. Bush is the worst president of the 20th century.

These are sad times Americans, sad times.

-Mr. Joseph

Thursday, August 11, 2005

GOP Foreign Policy Theory: Confirmed by the President!

"I'm a War President! I make decisions here in the Oval Office, uh, in Foreign Policy matters with war on my mind. (emphasis mine)
-"President" George W. Bush

I hearby withdraw my approval of John Roberts. He's against legalized abortion and it upsets me that he has only been a judge for TWO years only.

Another Bush quote...
"It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, properity, and incumbency."
-Dubya (on Decision 2000)... (he didn't "win")

Can you believe Drew Carey is a Republican?! Apparently, he just hates government.

Oh yeah...FYI: A list of Hollywood Rightists (Republicans)
Drew Carey
Arnld Schwarzenegger
Chuck Norris
Kelsey Grammar
Sylvester Stallone
Bruce Willis
Dennis Miller (however, he used to be pretty liberal)

So avoid them at ALL costs. Just kidding.

King Kong is coming out December 15th, I think.

Well, sorry for the long break, I will try to be more consistent!

-Mr. Joseph
P.S. Saw a black guy on the 700 Club, how often can you say that?